If you are a victim of wearing tights-as-pants, do not worry or be ashamed. There is still hope for you. Next time you pull out those sheer spandex "pants" that serve more as long-johns, please make sure that:
- There is no camel toe.
- Your butt cheeks are not exposed.
- The color of your underwear cannot be seen.
Girls, of all shapes and sizes, prance around on campus albeit 20 degree weather using tights-as pants. Why? I've heard heard excuses such as:
- They're sooo comfortable. How comfortable can you be exposing your goods?
- I hate wearing jeans. Then what did you wear before they came on to the scene circa 2005-2006 AD?
Tights do not protect you from the rain. Tights do not keep you warm (unless worn underneath jeans). I understand wearing tights-as-pants for the purpose of going out--attention-getters for the opposite sex--but in broad daylight, in public...it's not cute.
Thanks to my fellow friend-blogger SDREY, she found a website that supports the anti-pants-as tights cause:
Genius. Complete with a DIY press kit that includes fliers to distribute on campus, the website's aim is to educate offenders and lead them to a path of redemption.
Check the website out!
3 comments:
I'm a proponen of Jeggings, the thicker jean-legging hybrid that = comfort + coverage.
you know what I've noticed? it's mostly sorority girls that sport that look. i was at CAS the other day, on my way to ISA dance showcase (i'm choreographing a dance to lady GAGA!)... and i happened to hear a bunch of girls singing, sounding awfully (literally awful) like a fundamentalist church group, "We belong to each other... SDT forever". BTW SDT is the most awkward greek name. IT sounds like a venereal disease and looks like EAT in greek. but anyways, once they stopped, i noticed a hand full of them sport the leggings as pants look. it must be a mental (as in bonkers) mentality... no offense to greeks.
and by propenen i meant proponent
I think the look can be pulled off sometimes :D
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